They were unstoppable. She was declared the most powerful woman in the world, and He the most powerful man. Powerful enough that He could promise hope, change, and health insurance for every American; that She could promise happiness, fulfillment, and a car for every audience member. He urged America to rise together; She urged Americans to live their best life.
Plagiarize This!
posted by Shannon Gormley
Does getting tough on crime mean getting tough on people who steal from themselves? Shannon Gormley explains why self-plagiarism isn't a real thing.
Match Report for Game at Centre of UEFA Debt Crisi...
posted by Shannon Gormley and Drew Gough
The 22 June match between Greece and Germany at Euro 2012 gave pundits who like to explain the complex global economic system by way of over-wrought sporting analogies another chance to explain the complex global economic system by way of an over-wrought sporting analogy.
The efficient procrastinator’s guide to time manag...
posted by Shannon Gormley
Drool-encrusted cheeks, flannel pajamas, the wild, challenging eyes of a person on the edge: that's the efficient procrastinator.
Dear Every Man Who H...
posted by Shannon Gormley
The woman who brought you "Dear Occupants of Seats 14 H and 14 J" returns with a new target: the kind of men who drive around all day shouting at random women. From Dodge Calibers, probably.
Dear Occupants of Seats 14 H and 14 J
posted by Shannon Gormley
We've all been there, right? A long-haul flight has just begun, the cabin lights are dim, the sun is setting or rising in the east or west, and the horny couple beside is going completely wild in an R-rated make out. Wait, that's only ever happened to Shannon Gormley? She didn't like it.