Drew Gough shouts at Jurassic Park 3D

As early '90s science fiction films go, there are few more terrifying than Jurassic Park. How else would we have learned not to trust science, dinosaurs, lawyers, Jeff Goldblum, any Attenborough, jeeps, fathers, embryos, Samuel L. Jackson, large plants, shaving cream, and history?

Nick Taylor-Vaisey shouts at Red Dawn

Most disaster or war movies ease into madness. You know that lots of people are going to die, that it’s going to be noisy, and that you won’t have much time to catch your breath. So you’re treated to calm opening scenes as a courtesy. Not so with Red Dawn.

Jonathan Cassidy Leg...

Ah, Christmastime. A time for life lessons, like "always get into vehicle with strange men who demand it" and "roof-skiing is second only to real skiing in terms of fun; but it's first in terms of deadliness and ghost content." The Polar Express has it all.

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